call me old fashioned but i wait until after the third time we’ve had sex before i’ll let you take me out to dinner
(Source: drarna, via russian-to-your-bed)
when ellen degeneres gives people gifts she’s being Ellen Da Generous
(via russian-to-your-bed)
what’s cooler than being cool?
hypothermia
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